Canadian Digital Media Network announces winter 2018/2019 Soft Landing cohort

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Well, my Doctorate is purely honorary and Harry is only qualified to work on sailors. It may be irrational of me, but human beings are my favorite species. Are you listening to me? It seems you have a very large rat Brigadier—maybe you should employ the services of a very large cat? Would you like a jelly baby? The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots. They do exactly what you tell them at amazing speed. Even if you order them to kill you. So if you do happen to change your mind, it's very difficult to stop them from obeying the original order. But not impossible.